stinky

-he's a penis
-he's spreading misinformation by saying it's pronounced ee-vo when it's clearly pronounced eh-vo like the beginning of evolution
-addendum: he keeps insisting that evolution is pronounced ee-vo-loo-shun when literally nobody pronounces it that way
-addendum addendum: bribed someone to say they pronounce it like ee-vo-loo-shun and then gaslit me into thinking he didn't bribe them
-forgot i (proton) am not white
-denied my ability to remove picture backgrounds and bring emojis to life
-opened his presents before christmas at least twice
-likes anchovies on pizza
-kins handsome jack
-doesn't know how to save his fucking work
-is into cannibalism and piss
-has rabies
-tried to lobotomize me
-didn't have the balls to finish the bonely hearts club demo (it's a sans undertale dating sim)
-wants to open a toe sucking business
-grabbed my boyfriend's balls

-bullied my other boyfriend

-is also into vore

-watches anime

-grounded me and then forgot about me for an entire hour

-thinks the capitalism gijinka from stardew valley is cute

^more blatant misinfo
-actually i'm just gonna roast his entire taste in men. he thinks lysandre pokemon is hot so that combined with morris obviously means he's a simp for capitalism. he thinks ganon is hot which by itself is okay but SPECIFICALLY he called dehydrated ganon hot which i absolutely cannot forgive. he said he would smash mister lemon demon niel cicierga friday night funkin. he said plankton spongebob is hot. he wants to fuck gman half life. he thinks dr brewer's clone from goosebumps is hot (yes the clone specifically) he's a plantfucker everybody. he thinks fucking ghetsis is hot look at this shit